Much To Your Chagrin

Silicon Valley Moms Book Club:
Much to Your Chagrin, A Memoir of Embarrassment

We've all be embarrassed a time or two, or maybe even three.  Sweat stains, asking strangers for Tampons, baby-diaper explosions that render your clothes unwearable just as you are about to board an airplane for a three-hour trip.  It happens. To us all.

Who doesn't recall saying the wrong thing on a first date, telling a joke that others found offensive or repeating something just ONE TOO MANY TIMES. 

Confessions are *IN* now that Suzanne Guillette has declared some her best gaffes.  Of course, there was the time in the seventh grade,the absolute pinnacle of self-loathing, geeky awkwardness back when my mother told me tampons were reserved for those "having intercourse and I was not to go doing that at the age of 13" (Gee, thanks Mom, it was totally THAT conversation that made me wait another FOUR AND A HALF YEARS, not my own CHOICES and BETTER JUDGMENT.) when for the second time THAT WEEK a stupid effing maxi pad LEAKED and I had the dreaded SPOT ON THE ASS. 

I have successfully repressed my most embarrassing stories which is more than I can say for Suzanne Guillette who filled her first novel, Much to Your Chagrin, A Memoir of Embarrassment with her own moments of Oops! and Oh, Shit!, and DOH!  She recovers well from those moments which is more than I can say for myself.  

Written in the second person, (ie: "You wake up and find yourself alone. You are hungry.") is perhaps the best suited for this kind of put-yourself-in-my-place type memoir but it takes the reader a few chapters to get used to the choppiness and reverse references.  Overall, it doesn't effect the story line much.

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Comments

[belstaff jackets]

I am a little bit short-spoken since I was very young,because I do not like talking too much ,if there is a choice,I would rather doing or talking.I don't know why.maybe this is me inborn.

[Suzanne]

Thanks for your post! I agree that embarrassing gaffes are all too common--and certainly a part of being alive. But then, the instinct to hide other sorts of things--ie failed romances and other regrets--is, too, very human. Thanks for reading.