Fabulous Miss S.

I'm so headed straight for What Not to Wear!

I wrote a whole big woe is me post and then lost it cause I tried to include a category and clicked in the wrong box or something far less stupid. 

But, anyway ... I'm totally having a class-less day.  I pity anyone who has to see me today. Really.

I'm wearing a pair of pants today that I have owned since college. We're talking, like, TEN years people!

They are black, at least they used to be. They have faded to a light black-ish gray color. And, there is a bleach-like stain on the right thigh. 

This morning, I covered it with a black sharpie marker.

Am I CLASSY or what!?

And also, I left the house, without brushing my teeth because I was drinking coffee from my in-the-car-mug.

Alright, so picture this: semi-professional Miss S. shows up at work, in VERY old, stained pants that have been "patched" with black marker, and ... unbrushed teeth.

What the hell am I thinking?

And, GOD.

Who would employ me?

the one with all the cat poop.

Dear Internet,

I need some advise about my cat. Ya'll know I have cats.

In fact, I have 4.

Guinness.

Gromit.

Gary.

and...

Peanut Louise.

Every night between 8 and 10pm, Gary poops. He does this in the little box ... no issues there.

However, the smell is so absolutely, eye-wateringly overwhelming that I have actually dry-heaved and covered my face in my shirt.  Now. This happens every night.  His, er... consistency, is normal. He sometimes does and sometimes does not, cover it with liter, but the smell permeates anyway.

It is so bad, that the smell from the litter box at the other end of the apartment waifs its way to wherever I am and for some reason I ALWAYS smell it before Marc. 

So, after almost retching while cleaning my litter box  . after almost retching while Marc cleans the litter box, I need help ... really.

Is there some kind of special diet that helps a cat have a less smelly colon? His poops could actually get up evicted.

In fact, just tonight, I swear to heaven Almighty, Gary's eyes were actually watering after he pooped.

Friday Night Excitement

I'm getting new tires put on my car. Wooo. Hooo.

My life right now in a list.

1. I got a flu shot one hour ago and my arm is already hurting a little.

2. One week from tomorrow I will we will own a home.

3. Marc has gotten me hooked on Everybody Loves Raymond.

4. I have started knitting again because it is winter and you are supposed to knit in the winter.

5. There is so much packing and cleaning and throwing away that needs to happen around me that I am just stunned into stillness deep within the cushions of my sofa.

6. I made Baked Chicken with HOMEMADE Avocado Cream Sauce. It is in the oven and taking too damn long to cook.

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