I wrote a whole big woe is me post and then lost it cause I tried to include a category and clicked in the wrong box or something far less stupid.
But, anyway ... I'm totally having a class-less day. I pity anyone who has to see me today. Really.
I'm wearing a pair of pants today that I have owned since college. We're talking, like, TEN years people!
They are black, at least they used to be. They have faded to a light black-ish gray color. And, there is a bleach-like stain on the right thigh.
This morning, I covered it with a black sharpie marker.
Am I CLASSY or what!?
And also, I left the house, without brushing my teeth because I was drinking coffee from my in-the-car-mug.
Alright, so picture this: semi-professional Miss S. shows up at work, in VERY old, stained pants that have been "patched" with black marker, and ... unbrushed teeth.
What the hell am I thinking?
And, GOD.
Who would employ me?

